Stud Muffin T-Shirt Color:Sage and you’re booked—doing absolutely nothing

and you’re booked—doing absolutely nothing

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This retro reaper tee is perfect for anyone who’s embraced the fact that we’re all just passing time until the inevitable

this funny sarcastic shirt is perfect for people who know the value of boundaries and aren’t afraid to enforce them

Stud Muffin T-Shirt Color:Sage and you’re booked—doing absolutely nothingSure, technically a "stud muffin" refers to a ripped, chiseled heartthrobbut lets be real: this shirt is for those of us who are built more like an actual muffin. Fluffy. Warm. And absolutely irresistible. Whether you're embracing your snack status or just leaning into the doughy lifestyle, this tee delivers peak comfort and peak irony. Its soft, breathable, and unapologetically self awarebecause who needs abs when youve got this much personality?