Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt Size:L lightweight cotton and a unisex

lightweight cotton and a unisex fit that’s built for quiet quitting in every sense

we’ll take the golden retriever over the red flag any day

no need for small talk

and perfect for moments when you already know your answer before the question’s finished

Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt Size:L lightweight cotton and a unisexYou speak two languages: deadpan and disappearing. This shirt is for those who ghost with grace and roast with precision. Equal parts mysterious and mildly threatening, its a warning label for anyone who thinks awkward silences arent beautiful or that sarcasm isnt a love language. Spoiler alert: it isand you're fluent. Made with soft, lightweight cotton and a classic unisex fit, this tee is the perfect sidekick for dodging conversations and delivering