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and white ink with a retro holiday feel

perched on a tree branch

White horror-style text reading "CREATURE OF THE NIGHT" above a cute white bat illustration with spread wings

Get In Loser We're Going Shopping Long Sleeve Tee Evergreen_Scale The brunch table is aYou dont shop for gifts. You shop for control. Every perfectly wrapped box is a power move disguised as generosity. Nobody asked for a cashmere scarf but theyre getting one and they will feel inferior. Thats the Christmas spirit you operate on. The Details: Pink vintage convertible illustration with Santa at the wheel and gifts in the back, paired with pink and red retro "GET IN LOSER WERE GOING SHOPPING" text. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long