Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl Now imagine the audacity of

Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it

You walk into the holiday party like you own the venue

Design features "KEEPIN’ IT" in bold arched western lettering above an illustrated rooster wearing a tiny cowboy hat

She holds a sign that reads "BEEN DOIN’ COWGIRL SHIT ALL DAY

Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl Now imagine the audacity ofYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet spun yarn for a softer