Friends in Low Places Long Sleeve Tee cowgirl Black retro script reading "Thick

Black retro script reading "Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes" alongside a curvy orange-haired pin-up witch in a black dress

spooky lettering style

in a break-glass humor format

Like they weren’t the ones collectively pushing every single button you have since breakfast

Friends in Low Places Long Sleeve Tee cowgirl Black retro script reading "ThickYour standards are high. Your circle is small. Your tolerance for nonsense is underground. The Details: Dark navy ink illustration featuring an armadillo in a desert scene with cacti, desert brush, clouds, and scattered rocks. Text reads "Ive Got Friends In Low Places" in bold western style serif lettering. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton.