Dear Santa Cowboy Long Sleeve Tee top You’re running on pure spite

You’re running on pure spite and the promise of leaving early

in green and red ink

Cream arched text reading "DEMOGORGON" and "HUNTING CLUB" flanking a red flower-headed monster creature

Retro pop-art style illustration of a cluster of three bright red cherries with green stems and leaves

Dear Santa Cowboy Long Sleeve Tee top You’re running on pure spiteYour Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year. At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist. You dont need gifts. You need a man who texts back and a horse that doesnt judge you. The Details: Cowboy Santa illustration with a lasso in distressed red "DEAR SANTA" western style lettering, accented with star details in a vintage holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit