Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Comfort Colors Tee Color:White

Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Comfort Colors Tee Color:WhiteSomewhere between your second glass of wine and your third online purchase, you started relating to Santas lifestyle a little too hard. The man had a roster. You have a rotation. The math checks out. The Details: Vintage style artwork featuring a red and cream illustrated Santa alongside two women in red dresses. Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed, throwback finish. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors

White ink design featuring "Hey Cowboy" in large flowing retro script lettering with a swooping underline and three small stars scattered around the text

The rest of us already knew

You are physically incapable of standing still

posed inside an ornate heart-shaped frame with a dagger motif

The cards said you’d find love and fulfillment

Your family has opinions about your life choices

Just like you

" A vintage pilgrim woman with rosy cheeks and a white bonnet

and white snowflakes

Design reads "LONG LIVE" in arched outline lettering above an illustrated cowboy on a bucking horse in a desert scene with a saguaro cactus and tumbleweed

holding a smoking pistol with a small figure flying off the barrel

a crescent moon